this doesnt sound half bad… or nahhh

on promiscuity differences between genders

which would you rather be

a) the key that can open up any lock

or

b) the lock that can be open up by any key

lol… exactly…

Got my eyes checked out today. When asked to read the chart I told my doctor:

All I see is signs, all I see is dolla signsss

Lol #poituppoitup #tgir #rng

Got my eyes checked out today. When asked to read the chart I told my doctor:

All I see is signs, all I see is dolla signsss

Lol #poituppoitup #tgir #rng

car analogy

a dude’s life is like a car.  every guy has a car.  some guys start off with really nice cars, while others aren’t so fortunate.  but nevertheless every dude has one.  some men try and work hard to improve the quality of their car, while others just accept the car they were given.  a car is a vehicle; it has the ability to take you places.  but a dudes choices of destinations are limited depending on what kind of car they have.  the beat up 85 corolla with 250k miles on it isn’t going to be capable of taking you where the 2014 lamborghini aventador will (not to mention the lambo will get you there in less time).  but its not just the car that matters; the dude behind the wheel plays a big part too.  some guys may have a top of the line car but do not the have the drive (no pun intended) or direction to go cool places where other men can’t.

dudes are consumed with working on improving their cars and using their cars to take them where they want to go.  men that were either blessed with nice cars or worked hard to get one have the capacity to bring others along for an enjoyable ride. now a dude with a nice car may be so kind enough as to pull up to a LADY (that has no car and is just walking around) and tell her that he is about to go some place very cool and also ask her if she would like to come along.  some ladies may be enthralled by this.. they may enthusiastically say YES and try to help in whatever way she can to help the man get to his destination by cleaning the car or helping with directions or simply by making the ride a more pleasant and fun experience for him.  other ladies may have the audacity to pull some shit like saying that she will only come along for the ride if the man gets out of his car and opens the door for her……. some guys may give in to this for some unbeknownst reason.  some guys may put the pedal to the metal as soon as they see this behavior.  a dude shouldn’t really care if the chick comes with or not; he’s going where he wants to go and it’s gonna be tight.  but some chicks wanna go places too.. but they don’t want a car—they want a guy with a nice car.  they don’t want to choose where to go—they want to hop in the car with a guy who will take her some place nice.  they don’t want to drive—they want to be in the passenger seat ready to help if need be.  once in a car with a dude, chicks may get tempted to tell the dude to take detours and complain about the way he’s driving… this makes for a bad ride lol; either she should learn sit back and enjoy the ride, get out of the car, or the guy can drop her off and continue on his way.  but if you get the scenario where the dude has worked to get the car he wants and is focused on his destination while the chick is in the passenger always willing to help and make the ride more pleasant, it’s something special; the dude has himself his “ride or die” chick and the girl gets a free lift haha.